Next last night, we were investigating a list of small local cinemas and we found there was one round the back of Mile End station (I’m blaming this part on a friend’s photo on his Twitter background) so we decided to go and look. In this version of reality Mile End station is built into the bottom of a massive abandoned church, though not exactly an old one, just a conventional brick one. Looking at the directions we could see it should be behind it somewhere but couldn’t quite orientate ourselves. There were a group of guys sitting on the bench looking at us and I saw someone I knew but when I called out to him he just stared at us and didn’t respond. In the end we didn’t find the cinema.